Below is a list of things overheard in Vegas. These were either heard by us from other people, or said by someone in our group.

• Why are you tonguing your bagel?

• 4 days…

• When I see those, it hurts inside.

• What will $50 get me?

• Hello Ladies….

• Why are you touching your nipples?

• My lips have gone numb.

• You’re like my bestest friend ever.

• So the Limo is free, there is no cover, just a two drink minimum…
• Screw That!! Pull over and let me out.

• See what happens when you let Canadians play craps.

• It won’t work for me, I’m like a black vortex of bad luck.

• Sorry for falling on you.

• Sorry for knocking you out. I was shaking my head trying to tell you not to call me.

• OMG, I love Vegas!!

• Wow! Guy just did a cartwheel, I couldn’t even do that sober.

• Hey baby, want me to make your dick hard?

• Grab my tits already!!

• 3 days…

• The vagtastic cream cheese burger on a bagel – made hot, moist and ready to order.

• Wait, did I just lose $35 in 45 seconds?

• Turn the brightness down on the TV you retard, you’re making the baby cry.

• I’m going to go play the slots.
  Cool, I’m gonna go play the sluts.

• I’m mad strong… Don’t make me exuberate my strength, I might hurt’cha!

• Paul your stick is on fire!

• You can ignore them now that we’re here.

• Who knew dessert could be so dangerous?

• You shot the 12 year old!

• Why does it say DRAG on our tickets?
  That’s how we’re supposed to dress.
  Well at least Paul doesn’t have to change.

• Huzzah!

• Here, here! <drink> Ahh!

• Huzzizzle!

• Wench! More Pepsi!

• So are you free tonight?
  My boyfriend arrives tomorrow.
  So you’re free tonight…

• Boooooooooooooo!!

• Go #9, come on 9!!

• So, what’re you looking forward to most on this trip?
• Rhymes with ‘shboobies’!

• Noticing the airport advertising on shows:
  Oh awesome!
  What is… Cher?
  No, Manilow. What? I didn’t even see Cher. Cher would be good too!

• Dude, your bed is right there!
• Noooo, it’s too far!
• pic

• Instead of the fireplace channel, they should have this!
• pic

• If I drink lots of water, it should be fine…
• pic

• I can’t feel my face. No really, here, hit me.

• While waiting in line at the Gun Store and hearing the occasional customer dropping their ammo:
• Umm, of all the things to drop, that doesn’t seem to be the safest…

• IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• People handing out advertising cards:
  No thanks… but those guys behind us want them.

• Wow, he’s been back there forever. Did he get the Champagne Room?

• Hey let’s go swim in the Bellagio fountain….
• Yeah, let’s do it!

• I feel a little sick…i’m going to throw up in the Bellagio fountain!

• Your shark has to spend the rest of the weekend in the bathtub.

• It’s all in your head.

• Wow, they sure whored up the pirate show.

• Read on a cardboard sign in the lap of a man on an overpass:
  Help needed: Lost my ID

• Spoken by one of two tipsy gal-pals along the strip:
  We’re not gay, we just like to hold hands.

• You packed your own iron!?

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